Friday The 13th

On Friday
 the 13th,
stay off
the
plane,
don't go
on a
cruise,
and don't
you dare
go
skydiving,
or have
sex with
random
people
and avoid
at all cost
what may
cause
you
pain,
don't go
to the
beach
for you
might be
a sharks
dinner,
don't hop
on the
train,
don't burn
a flag,
don't
climb
to the
mountain's
tallest
crag,
and don't
eat eggs,
it's the
number
one choking
hazard,
but I
never,
ever
get it
on the
13th,
mine always
hits
me
on
Saturday.